meet the barkers
a wonderous show featuring travis barker, of the broken up band, blink 182, and currently a member of the transplants, and his wife shanna, an actress, and a playmate. its a reality show showing the life of the happy couple. you often see travis with no shirt and shanna taking care of their kids. its really good. end of story. no dought. kbye.
meet the barkers moment
shanna (one who spends about 70% of her life sleeping): i love sunrise. its my favorite time of day
travis: hahahahahaha. sunrise?!
shanna: im serious!
travis: youre always sleeping, honey. hahahahhaa.
shanna: travis!
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