Meetching
to procrastinate in a manner often employing more effort and creativity than is required by the task being avoided.
“i only have to finish the reference section on my resumé and it will be ready to go, but i’ve been meetching all day. i baked a cake in the shape of the teenage mutant ninja turtles’ party van!”
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