Meeting Houdini
one who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.
all-day project planning meeting? daily status call? meeting with an annoying security vendor? poof! a masterful meeting houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
bob is an amazing meeting houdini. i asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and i got an sms stating “my cat died last night. his last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour’s sandbox.”
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