Mega Floaties


really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
i shall now share a story….
one day in french cl-ss we had a french breakfast
.as i sat in french cl-ss with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.after finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant….big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said….”ewwwww…..mega floaties”…and mega floaties was born…

can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
eeeewwwww!!!!!! mega flooooaaaattttiiieeeezzzz!!!
~mega floaties

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