Megadik


the most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. was very popular around 2008.

here are a few of the subject lines:
-beat her womb with your giant.
-make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic’k into her wet box!
-the shortest way to a woman’s heart is a longest dic’k!
-sail down the love c-n-l more confidently.
-cutest girls will go h-rny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya d-ck
-make ya d-ck big and she will spread wide everytime
-my friends ask what my secret is and i say it’s in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya c-ck m-ssive
-beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-turn your trouser mouse into a monster schl-ng in 2008!
-subject: the real truth on p-n-s enlargement is our new product!
body: have you ever heard this, “g-d! your p-n-s is so small!”? didn’t you feel sad? don’t let them choose s-xual toys but not you! megadik will make you a real man ! you should simply rely on this wonderful preparation! “oh! your p-n-s is unique!” isn’t that what you dream to hear every day?

-subject: she will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long d-ck penetrates her tw-t
body: it’s not a secret, that hotties revere gigantic schl-ngs.if you still cannot boast of having a big one, this wonderful pill will quickly improve it.
megadik makes your p-n-s bigger than ever. all girls will dig it, believe me, my p-n-s got way way bigger when i used it. rofllllllllll
no man would be happy to hear from his girlfriend in the bedroom “oh, it’s so small!” however, if you’re dreading to this, don’t lose hope! megadik gives you an occasion which you surely don’t want to miss out on!

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