Megajerks
a 10000 kilogerks
hey, how many megajerks do you have on your computer.
the mega jerk is a most rare and strange person. any decent mega jerk will be found hanging out around ddr machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quant-ties of various foods at hometown buffet. mega jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
never tempt a mega jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. d-mn.
you. you sir, are a mega jerk.
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