Megalosaurus


this dinosaur is know as the coolest dinosaur evar. in the history of time. commonly found to have a purple base color, with large pink stripes. loves children in an obvious, yet non-s-xual way. is extremely attractive, and has amazing taste in music! can be commonly used to describe a hot member of the opposite s-x.
girl 1: “ohmygod, do you see that guy over there? so hot, and is totally picking out a shirt for my favorite band!”

girl 2: “he looks like a megalosaurus”

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