megamilf


a monolithic milf in a league of her own, by whom all other milfs shall be measured. attained by a female after having naturally birthed at least 3 or more children and still able to maintain a face, figure and demeanour that draws much attention from the opposite s-x. age range irrelevant; any woman capable of this feat deserves kudos over and above the standard milf.
#1:”dude, are those her kids??”
#2:”h-ll no, can’t be. she’s the babysitter”
#1:”dude– those kids just called her mommy”
#2: “d-mn, she can mommy me!!”
#1:”dude, she’s wearing a red thong under ’em jeans!!”
#2:”h-ll, that ain’t no milf… th-ssa megamilf, indeed.”
#1:”amen brother”
mary jo ford md aka dakotas mom aka the original milf
“dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice ” ” shes a mega milf”

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