mehran

a h-m-s-xual pakistani person
mehran is g-y
pretty much the awesomest person in the world, and the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. you’re d-mn lucky if you’ve got him.
i f-ckin’ love mehran.
the f-cking god of clubbing. he has more swag than all rappers put together. used to smoke with 2pac back in the day. this b-tch gets all the ladies and is often seen flirting with any girl with legs and br–sts. in the bedroom he f-cks anything that moves exlcuding guys cause that’s g-yer than f-ck.
guy 1: b-tch i heard this f-ck called mehran f-cked my wife.
guy 2: dude you better stfu that was his girl before you put a ring on her finger.
guy 1: my wife is used good?!
guy 2: f-ck ya.
guy 1: f-cking mehrans
to have an uneven scroto sac as well as testacles or the b-lls itself. normally the left nut sac would represent the length of a black mans p-n-s. less commonly, the combined size of both b-lls can knock a kitten unconscience.
ex 1: “dude your mehran is hanging out of your pants.”

ex 2: “my mehran killed a cat! it really works!”

ex 3: “i lost my laptop in my mehran.”

ex 4: “i’m sorry john, you have mehran syndrome.”
1. a m-ssive tool
what a mehran!

mehran (also a name) never took off his sungl-sses indoors