melanoma twins


two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. they are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jack-sses who obtain a golden tan.. in december… in ohio.
anna, ” wow bif and tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your christmas sweater.”
melanoma twins,”thanks we thought so!”
anna, “you do realize its fine to not have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it’s a bit much.”
melanoma twins ” thanks! were totally hot!”

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