melba head
term used to describe a modern day female who is so bereft of common knowledge that her brain could be replaced by melba toast and it would have no impact on her iq
dude 1: bro, my girlfriend is so clueless she thought darfur was the material used in producing fake mink coats
dude 2: what a melba head
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