Melbourne Cup
best excuse for a long weekend. ever.
what a waste of money, time, horses… but still, the melbourne cup gets me 2 extra days off school in november!
australia’s biggest and richest horse race. the nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st tuesday of november to watch ‘the cup’.
won in 2003 by ‘makybe diva’. ridden by glen boss.
holding a t-st-c-l in each hand while performing felatio.
the trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.
last time i was in sydney i was invited into the toilets for a melbourne cup.
when a person smuggles ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.
“how are out getting the stuff in man?” “i’m melbourne cupping it”
“matt is our melbourne cup for the day”
makybe diva was 9/1.
$300 000 bet = $2 400 000 – outlay
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