Melbourne, Fl


small town feel, big town drama

good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

absolutely nothing to do

very few intelligent people

lots of annoying “tweens”

mall is a waste of sp-ce – you can see more people at a graveyard

people drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives
melbourne, fl…..

why do ppl stay here?!

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