Melbourne Munch


variation on the cleveland steamer, when the man goes “down under” and the girl sh-ts on your chest. after sh-tting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest
a: “g’day, bruce! i heard your missus is one dirty f-cker. is it true you let her sh-t on your chest?”
b: naah mate, you only heard half the story. the dirty c-nt sh-t on me chest, fair d-nk-m, but then she lapped it up true melbourne munch style”
a: “the filthy wozdanger!”

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