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a city located in victoria, australia. not many people know that it was founded by the bounty-hunter john batman in the mid 1800’s. its the second most populated city in australia and is about half the size of london.
melbourne is really cold
melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of australia’s ‘national’ sport, australian rules “football” for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. aussie rules is actually quite popular in adelaide, australia’s second-largest underground town, and also in perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)

fortunately, melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing afl season relatively ease to cope with.

melbourne’s heroin quality is second only to the quality of it’s water.
scag-rat 1: “mate, the footy’s back here in melbourne.”

scag-rat 2: “i know, but it’s alright, i just stole this vcr. let’s go see skinny.”
melbourne in australia – city incorporated (as a town, anyway) in 1842.
this is before 1892!
a city that exists in florida, that no one gives a flying f-ck about.
melbourne has way too many palm trees.
read all the above and below definitions – thats melbourne.

now youve probably realised everyone from melbourne just spends their time feeling insecure by constantly telling you why melbourne is better than sydney – they always have to compare

however.

they have an awesome street art and music scene
sydney kid – so yeah its pretty nice down in melbourne

melbourne kid – yeah like we have the many afl teams, the mcg, federation square, better weather oh and its all so much better than sydneys stuff. oh did i mention we’re the sports capital of australia? oh and the afl?

sydney kid – right. but you havent won it for like 5 years?
1) a city sydney writers go when they cant handle the local scene.
2) a city sydney writers go where trains are easier to paint.
if you cant take the heat – move to melbourne.

i want to do a whole train…i might head down to melbourne this weekend.
melbourne, florida was incorporated before melbourne, australia. they are sister cities.

melbourne is in brevard county, the heart of florida’s sp-ce coast, near kennedy sp-ce center. it is also the heart of surfing on the east coast of the united states. melbourne is just south of cocoa beach, home of the famous easter surf contest.

this is a city with some growing pains, as it moves from being a largish town to becomming a city. property values have recently spiked dramatically, and the bargain prices that once existed are long gone.
melbourne, florida was incorporated in 1892 and is the sister city to the city of the same name in oz.

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