Melchoor


an orange picker and seller. of mexican descent ( very mexican, in fact). has a special ed sounding laugh. calls people late at night asking for math homework, or maybe to have a casual swim with him in his garbage can. likes to kick peoples b-tts. frequently spells incorrectly.
melchoor: captain jeck swallows!! uhuhuhuh.

jack: thats not funny.

melchor: uhuh ay f-ck u dood. ill kick your -ss dood.

jack: sorry

melchor: uhuhuh i’m keeding dood. wait is not funny because i’m brown?

jack:…

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