melfish
a selfish man. (i don’t feel that any further description is necessary, it is pretty self explanatory word and very accurately depicts men!!!!!)
g-d you’re so bl–dy melfish!!!!
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black slang for oral s-x. “lordy me, i was swallowin’ babies all night with him.”
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one who often seeks affection from ugly girls. a master of swamp fishing. that kids a swamp fish pro man; last week he had a chick with a c-ck eye and now he’s got one with a uni-brow… gross!
- Swamp Funk
a deranged state of mind. used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts. man, he’s got some swamp funk upstairs. you got dat swamp funk, homie.
- Sweatprees
cutoff sweatpants that are cutoff at the length of a capri pant, usually used in athletics. so named because they offer the comfort of sweatpants with the breezy freedom of capris. “dude, those sweatprees are lookin’ boss!” “the reason for your athletic success is clearly the sweatprees you’re rockin’.”
- swedish dick rub
when you rub your p-n-s on sandpaper austin shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish d-ck rub! kelly vance: sure thing -sshole!