Melisa


the most amazing person you will ever meet. melisa is incredibly gorgeous, and will always make you smile. melisa is perfect and lovable and awesome and weird and will make you feel like you are in heaven whenever you are with her.
but melisa is right here…
a short, bootylicious, insanity loving, leperchaun-like daisy. a creature of the sun. prefers to be naked. likes to laugh at devastation, panic, and chaos. generally has a delicious badonkadonk.
my melisa is off her rocker today, we need to feed her some kornbread.
usualy the definition for a girl with a big badonkadonk and a big booty.
did yuou see that melisa walk by.
melisa is usually a very outgoing girl.
very loyal and only seems to trust a few people.

shes very nice but once you mess with her your gonna regret it.

shes keeps to herself but is very loud and weird when shes comfortable.

she’ll keep a smile on the outside to not show her true emotions inside.

shes very funny and can keep a crowd laughing.

shes one of the most gorgeous girls you’ll ever see in your life.

when in a relationship she will be faithful & loyal as can be.
outgoing melisa b–bs crazy funny

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