Melisenda
a beautiful girl everyone likes her but know one really gets to know here girls love her boys what to get down her pants but mostly everyone loves her beautiful in and out cares for even one sometimes some people think she is selfish or stuck up but really she tries to blend people say she has a big booty and big b–bs but besides that guys love her never in a real relationship if you know a melisenda hold on to her she is a keeper
guy: “d-mn that melisenda girl is fine!”
girl: “omg melisenda is so pretty and perfect she could be my best friend evera!”
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