Melissaness


melissaness
a girl with the name melissa that is a beast at everything. a very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy a:dude! did you see melissa tackle courtney?
guy b:yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys a+b:melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? you can bring courtney if she can get up.
source: babator, louisiana
i girl named melissa that is a beast at everything. a very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy a:dude! did you see melissa tackle courtney?
guy b:yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys a+b:melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? you can bring courtney if she can get up.

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