Mellencramps
extreme abdominal pain and discomfort caused by listening to terrible adult contemporary rock music. in most cases, the sufferer may experience sharp gas-pains, diarrhea, bloating, foul smelling flatus, nausea, and dizziness.
in some extreme cases, depression with thoughts of suicide have occurred.
while browsing through the carpet store, i noticed a billy joel song playing. i had to leave because i was experiencing a severe case of mellencramps. i drove to my friend rick’s apartment, and promptly used his toilet to relieve myself.
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