melmer


an annoying, dorky person who abuses the tiny bit of authority or knowledge they possess.
dennis: so i parked my car slightly over the line in this huge parking lot that is completely empty, when this square badge waddles out of the building and tells me i need to park between the lines or he’ll have my car towed.

paul: ugh, what a melmer!

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