melmo


a wonderful creature. she is super funny, and always there for you, no matter what. generally she is short. she is athletic, and good at sports. popular among the boys, she is what one could consider smokin’. though she is short, she has many qualities similar to a giraffe. she has one or two, sometimes even three really good friends, but has many friends that aren’t so close to her.
giraffe short melmo
an undefineable form of m-ss with an indistinguishable taste, smell or texture
what is this thing made out of? some kind of melmo?
a pure and total hatred of men born out of rejection
eww no i would rather f-ck melmo

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