Melmsaq


the smooth feeling you get when you shave your t-st-cl-s.
1.man, my nuts are well melmsaq after i used my gillette mach 3 on them.

2. i bet daire’s b-lls are melmsaq.

3. if my spuds are melmsaq she might pick them more often. i’m going to shave them right now.

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