meloing is when a male has a very small p-n-s, which makes it extremely difficult to pleasure any male or female when partic-p-ting in any s-xual activities.
carmelo!! why are you meloing?? you need a p-n-s pump!!
- mentally gifted
head game strong. really good at giving head d-mn rosi is mentally gifted.
meowder a murder commited by a kitten or presumed to be commited by a kitten. my kitten meowdered my hamster! that kitten will meowder your goldfish, bruh.
when you are playing fantasy football and you tinker with your team so much that you start a horrible lineup. this horrible line gives you the impression that you are actually good at fantasy football, but in reality, your lineup sucks and everyone in your league knows it. person 1:why did you leave tom brady, […]
- monterey rub
simultaneously fingerbanging two women. also known as nantucket rigging or clam-gunning. i monterey rubbed joyce and brenda at the movie theater while the previews played. i nantucket rigged felicia and naomi in stirrupped beds while watching chitty-chitty bang bang. maria and phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an amc gremlin in-line six engine.
- neil fletcher
the man who invented the corn dog. literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth my role model is neil fletcher