Melon Balling

the act of having s-xual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a canteloupe or honeydew. a hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
i caught hank melon balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. needless to say, i don’t think he should be teaching here any more.
the act of simluating s-xual intercourse between your partner’s br–sts.
my girlfriend wasn’t really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.
the s-xual act of a man suspending his t-st-cl-s to be m-ssaged in between a woman’s br–sts. sort of like a combination of teabagging and t-tty f-cking.
oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. it made my b-lls feel good. you really need to try melonballing. it’s the shiz.
the act of placing a pair of large br–sts against the bridge of a s-xual partner’s nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. not to be confused with t-tty f-cking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. shawna’s got those big huge t-ts, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. is there anyone in this room shawna hasn’t t-tty f-cked? she never follows through. she’s just a melon baller.

3. shawna’s sister shawndie can’t compete in melon balling, her t-ts are way too saggy.
to thrust one’s p-n-s in between a woman’s br–sts to resemble intercourse. this word is used as a cleaner version of the word ‘t-ttie-f-ck’.
in p-rnos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the s-xual activity.