Melon Eater


is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she’s it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
do not approach one,if you ever see one
melon eater eg:chavette,fat slag,local bicycle

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