melon gaze


as we all know, the female breast gives out large quant-ties of tractor beams drawing a guy’s eyes to the prize. melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman’s chest until she slaps you or leaves.
woman: is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
man: what? oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
-continues to gaze-
woman: omg! the male race are pigs!
-slaps man and becomes lesbian-

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