melon head
a large headed creature thats runs around wisner road in kirtland screaming.
holy sh-t that was a melon head.
a melonhead is a fan of the 1990’s post-grunge band blind melon with vocalist shannon hoon, may he rest in peace.
don’t talk to that melonhead, he’s stuck in the nineties.
a person with a large oversize head “geordiemelon”
biff has a pure m-ssive melon head
verb – to stick your head in an australian’s girl v-g-n-
noun – someone who has t-ts the size of melons who are good at giving head
there is a rumor that there was a man living in san francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.
verb – oh i melonhead that girl last night 🙂
noun – wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead
a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon
melon u f-kin ugly c-nt ur head looks like a f-kin melon u melon headed f-kin disgrace
suffering from a hangover. “melon headed” is a variant.
i drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.
someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.
even at great distances,due to freak circ-mstances at birth,champion gazelle boxer chris b-tterworth of pudsey near leeds could easily be defined as a melon head. amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
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