melon job


the act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4′ long erect p-n-s and inserting it -n-lly into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.
get over here daddy and give me a melonjob
a melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a d-ck then hardcore f-ck your -ss with it.
i can’t wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

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