Melon Mashing
the act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. the two individuals proceed to face f-ck there masterpiece until they touch d-cks in the middle.
“what did you guys end up doing last night?”
“not much. just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. ramming ryans d-ck half way through the melon was kinda f-cked!”
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