melonball
function: verb
1. to spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. to spoon without consent
i’m going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
function: verb
1. to spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. to spoon without consent
i’m going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your t-st-cl-s in their drink and then return to the bar.
the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they’re melonballers.
an air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination
niki: wow, adam thought he saw me at a jonas brothers concert.
abigail: what a melon ball!
a fruity, easy-to-drink c-cktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. traditionally served in a tall gl-ss, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.
boilermakers? no no, my friend. you’re too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonb-lls or ginger ale.
the act of f-cking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonb-lls, etc)
i wasn’t in the mood to m-st-rb-t-, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead
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