meloncheck
to slap a person in the forehead with the palm of your hand.
my girlfriend melonchecked me when she realized i wasn’t listening to a word she said.
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- Fetal Cannon
slang for a v-g-n-, often used in a derogatory manner. can fire at up to 2000 fps, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape. dude, that b-tch just fired her fetal cannon right at me!
- Feymous
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sparrow is a person (random person) and the person isn’t uber. “did you see that kid? sparrow isn’t uber!”