melot
pr-nounced muh-low. the act of fondling someones genitals, sometimes requiring you to pay a small sum of cash, like 75 dollars. typically is used to describe a very wrong and disgusting relationship, like a teacher and a student, or samson p wideler and his 25 seconds of ecstasy
teacher: i would really enjoy it if i could melot you…
student: i dunno, thats a lil weird
teacher: how bout for 75 dollars?
student: make it a hundred and we can kiss for twenty minutes
(verb) (pr-nunciation: mel-oh) — to kiss for a long period of time and fondle one’s partner. paying large sums of money to the partner may also be involved. derived from the name of a certain ex-teacher.
gary: yo did you hear that teacher and student f-cked?
todd: nah, dude, they just meloted.
gary: aww, sick. well did he get to keep the money?
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