Melrosesexual


when one is only attracted to melrose.
“bro, isn’t that chick s-xy?”
“she’s not as hot as melrose, i’m 100% melroses-xual.”

“have you seen melrose?”
“yes, omg, i’m totally melroses-xual!”

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