Melted Welly
do have dubious facial qualities. to be ugly.
“you see that pink? she’s got a face like a melted welly”
when a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.
tomo’s face is like a melted welly
taken from ‘rogers profanisaurus’
a poetic term describing a lady’s bodily treasure.
‘spatula was powerless to resist. his eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. his muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of p-ssion. “am i the first?” whispered dartanyan. “sort of,” she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited p-ssion. “i’ve not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet.”‘
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