melty man


for the men: do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.

he is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, professor moriarty in groin form, darth vader without the helmet.

he kills a man’s erection.

first used in the bbc series “coupling” in the episode, “the melty man cometh.”
patrick: i don’t need any more theories about the melty m–

jeff: or he will come.

steve: and you won’t

patrick: for god’s sake, there’s no such thing as the melty man!

jeff and steve: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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