Melum


to place inanimate objects in your b-tt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.
“dude where the f-ck is my couch? please don’t tell me you pulled a melum!”

“i cannot believe my girlfriend f-cked my room-mate. when i see them i am going to melum them good”

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