melvedgie


a combination of a melvin and a wedgie, in which a person or persons apply a firm grip to both the front side and back side of a victim’s underwear and then lift the undergarment forcefully in order to drive it cuttingly into the soft tissues of both the groin and the b-ttocks division.
you thought johnny caligula, the captain of the football team, would let you off with a wedgie; but his lieutenant and offensive lineman “sturm” was with him, so you were afflicted with a doubly-painful melvedgie.

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