Melvin Crotchnick


a half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, sami and alison. it pretty much means, a nerd.
hah, look at that melvin crotchnick. i bet he has no friends at school.

“eww, get away from me, you melvin!”

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