Meme coma


when you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one facebook notification. you awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.
d-mn man, i was going to go for a run this morning, but i fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.

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