Meme Nerd

a human generally spending 10-18 hours a day on the internet picking up “internet lingo” which they usually will use every 2-3 sentences. meme nerds weigh around 200-400 lbs and unlike most humans, will often avoid staying in social “packs” and prefer to stay alone. the main thing a meme nerd craves is attention, they will type over 200 wpm in order to achieve this, often using memes in order to get other meme nerds to recognize them. once another meme nerd notices them, they will begin partic-p-ting in an activity known as trolling. trolling involves the attempt to anger another human in order to feel superior amongst the internet community. this is also because of their social insecurity in real life due to not being able to “fit in”. meme nerds can be generally found within team fortress 2 and many other games. the best way to make a meme nerd go away is to remind him of reality, remind him of his insecurities and it will put the meme nerd is a state of panic, as if the “block b-tton” was no longer useful. the way this works is that the meme nerd now subconsciously feels as if they were in a real-life social situation. while panicking, a meme nerd will usually log off and run for their inhaler and if not taken, they will not get the proper oxygen to their red blood cells that are currently attempting to circulate through their clogged arteries. if they have mdoc (mtn dew over consumption), they are at risk of a heart attack or a stroke while panicking.
regular chad: eh not a big fan of team fortress 2, heard there are a lot of meme nerds within the community.

meme nerd: haha no m8 u just suk at the game haha get shrekt m8 haha such rekt much doge haha have fun being forever alone while i get laid by my gf and u suk ur moms dik haha cya f-git i won the arguement /blocked haha now i can sleep at night cuz i got the last c-mback.
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a human generally spending 10-18 hours a day on the internet picking up “internet lingo” which they usually will use every 2-3 sentences. meme nerds weigh around 200-400 lbs and unlike most humans, will often avoid staying in social “packs” and prefer to stay alone. the main thing a meme nerd craves is attention, they will type over 200 wpm in order to achieve this, often using memes in order to get other meme nerds to recognize them. once another meme nerd notices them, they will begin partic-p-ting in an activity known as trolling. trolling involves the attempt to anger another human in order to feel superior amongst the internet community. this is also because of their social insecurity in real life due to not being able to “fit in”. meme nerds can be generally found within team fortress 2 and many other games. the best way to make a meme nerd go away is to remind him of reality, remind him of his insecurities and it will put the meme nerd is a state of panic, as if the “block b-tton” was no longer useful. the way this works is that the meme nerd now subconsciously feels as if they were in a real-life social situation. while panicking, a meme nerd will usually log off and run for their inhaler and if not taken, they will not get the proper oxygen to their red blood cells that are currently attempting to circulate through their clogged arteries. if they have mdoc (mtn dew over consumption), they are at risk of a heart attack or a stroke while panicking.
regular chad: eh not a big fan of team fortress 2, heard there are a lot of meme nerds within the community.

meme nerd: haha no m8 u just suk at the game haha get shrekt m8 haha such rekt much doge haha have fun being forever alone while i get laid by my gf and u suk ur moms dik haha cya f-git i won the arguement /blocked haha now i can sleep at night cuz i got the last c-mback.