Memphis Hummus
blow a load in a chick’s -ss. you make her sh-t it out and eat it.
sally sue liked it up the b-tt. so i decided to give it to her.i finished up and came in her -ss and noticed she was sh-tting it back out. she slowly moved it towards her mouth and i says “what are ya doing?”. she looks into my eyes and whispers “memphis hummus” and licked her palms clean. next time i’ll bring the barbeque sauce.
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