memphis mouthwash
the act of french kissing a girl while you have smokeless tobacco in your mouth.
in joe dirt, joe kisses a girl while he has a dip in his mouth and says, “keep that skoal baby.” that is memphis mouthwash.
when a man j-zzes in a womans mouth then p-sses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of memphis tennessee.
“did you hear about amy winehouse?
yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like memphis mouthwash
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