menage a cat
when you and your s-xual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
dude 1: so i was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. all the sudden it was a menage a cat.
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: pushed it off the bed. she got so p-ssed at me that she threw me out because i was “insensitive.”
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