a lover of lies and deception.
i would try to be more honest if i wasn’t such a committed mendophile.
the most patient but annoying person you’ll ever meet. they’re always there for you, giving you a hand and a foot when yours have been ruthlessly cut off after joining the army! they are one of the best people you can meet. you can tell them literally anything, and they will give you the best […]
when potus trump drains the d.c. swamp and refills it with his cronies what’s left is the trawmp him: what the h-ll is that stench coming from the white house lawn? her: that’s the don’s trawmp
- fine dining krew
an elite krew of men who are dedicated to the art of eating the bootyhole. must each each others members -sses before being initiated. after initiated it is required of the newbie to get a tattoo of “fdk” on their knee. person 1: “hey man! what’s this club called fine dining krew about?!? person 2: […]
- p*ssy oil
a form of female lubricant, either from a bottle or the vajayjay. i f-cked her so hard… her p-ssy oil was everywhere! literally everywhere……….. like actually everywhere …. no joke gotta love that p-ssy oil
- andrew shaw
a disable member of society with not many friends can usually be found at a local sesh of scavenging for a gaff to go to aw he got kicked out of his house and hes doing an andrew shaw