meninjortis
a neurologic disease afflicting men who wear jean shorts, often effects of this disease include varous wrinkley tatoos, several inches of b-tt crack showing at all times, and cut off sleeve plaid shirts. other, more threatning effects can be alcohalism, loss of teeth, terrible smell of cigarettes and/or chrystal meth, and serious mullet action.
bubba waqs diagnosed with meninjortis after being seen on a liquor-cycle with a cigarette and beer in hand, sporting a rebel flag tee shirt on the way to the flea market.
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