Men’s Asses!


pr-nounced: meaahns -ssess!
an expression you use as a subst-tute for f-ck, sh-t, cr-p, d-mn, dammit, etc.
danny: i saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
joe: men’s -sses!
1. an expression you say when your tired, p-ssed, or have tourettes. coined by tourettes guy himself. can be used instead of sh-t or f-ck

2. the gluteus maximi of more than one man
the test is tomorrow? sh-t! and we have to write 3 essays! men’s -sses!!!

those two men have -sses, they are men’s -sses

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