Menstrual Cycle


a motorcycle only available to women.

it is characterized by it’s unique exhaust note.
a menstrual cycle sounds like “nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag…biiiiiiiiiiitch-b-tch-biiiiiiiiiiitch-b-tch-biiiiiiiiiiitch!”
the span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. during these days, woman cramp, ache, and b-tch. the combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.
“wow, katie looks good today”
“u’r my f-cking boyfriend johnny!!! you like her more than me, i thought i meant something to you… you want her you can have her. you always talk about her i bet. never talk about me to her i bet. or to any of your friends. i bet you dont even think about me. -starts crying- i’m so sorry, i love you, never leave me. i’m sorry. i’m sorry. -starts crying again-”
“wow, i wish i had a menstrual cycle just like you!”
menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month
i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle
the demonic cycle that goes on every month. its when a woman spews v-g-n-l juices and gets irritated really easily… so dont f-ck with them.
bruno: dude my mom was really p-ssed yesterday… she made me unclog the toilet!

subject q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

bruno: i know right?!
the coolest motorbike name ever
brendans menstrual cycle is f-cking awesome!!
but its leaking!!
the twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.
tyrone kept jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn’t stand the sight of a bl–dy c-nt; therefore jennifer’s menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore tyrone’s child yearly. when she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bl–dy periods.

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