menstrual missile
a tampon that has been left in the v-g-n- for too long. if a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a “menstrual missile”.
amy: why did you call me over here?
anna: i went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. got myself a menstrual missile.
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